Anders, who is 3yo, had to go potty. But when he got there he discovered a 'floaty' was left from some previous user. He flushed the toilet so he'd get to do his work in a clean toilet bowl, but that floaty was determined to stick around.
Anders summoned mom to the washroom to evaluate the situation. I confidently told him that the poop wouldn't hurt him, and that he could relieve himself with the floaty still in the bowl. He looked intently into the bowl and announced, "It don't got any eyes!". Then confidently he said, "It don't got any eyes, and it doesn't got a mouth!"
Yep, so it can't hurt you!
Question for You: Got a funny bathroom story that isn't rude to share?