Don't Touch My Junk (the TSA Hustle)

Here's a light-hearted rap full of truths about the loss of freedom the USA public has accepted from the government under the guise of Protection.  It's got to stop.

The T-Shirt Rubber Band Test

From Marla Taviano in "From Blushing Bride to Wedded Wife":

"I read about a test you can do if you're wondering if your T-shirt is too tight.  Put it on, and with your finger, press down on the area between your breasts.  Then let go.  If it bounces back like a rubber band, guess what -- too tight.  How many of your shirts would fail the rubber band test?"

Question for You:  Do all/most/some/none of your shirts pass the test?  Do you even care?

I think most, but not all of my shirts, would pass the test.